Via the invaluable, if vowel-challenged BLDGBLOG, I have finally found out about the supersecret Unified Lunar Control Network.

It turns out this is only the latest in a series of Moon-girdling conspiracies.  In the past, the innocent Lunarians have been tormented by the AMS Lunar Control System, the DOD Selenodetic Control System, the heinous Kiev Lunar Triangulation, and the citrus-based Clementine Control Network. This history of Lunar conspiracies was extensively documented in one conspiracy buff's Chronology of Lunar Control Networks.

Unfortunately, this noble fighter for freedom disappeared during an eclipse and was never heard from again....